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Semi-original laws of secure computing

t_pascal@oxy.edu (Clarence Regis Wilson)
Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041
(maybe, original, computers)

Here are The Three Laws of Secure Computing (TLSC)

1) Don't buy a computer

2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in.

And, finally,

3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.



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