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Secrets of the Universe

andrewt@cs.wisc.edu (Andrew Thomas-cramer)
(chuckle)

   Three secrets known only by industry executives, intelligence agencies
   and Cecil Adams:

	1. Pedestrian pushbuttons at stoplights are placebos.

	2. Lavatory hand-dryers are factory-delivered with key words and
	   letters scratched out.

	3. CRT emissions are physically addictive.

   Please keep these secrets to yourself.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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