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Circulating in a friend's office:

A priest was sitting in the confessional and was in dire need of using 
the men's room.  Finally, he could wait no longer and grabbed a janitor 
who happened to be walking by.

Priest: "Please sit in here while I go to the men's room."
Janitor: "What if somebody comes in while you're gone?"
Priest: "Don't worry.  Whatever he says, give him three Hail Marys."

While the janitor waited for the priest to return, a young man entered 
the confessional.  "Bless me Father for I have sinned.  I engaged in 
anal sex."  The janitor didn't know what to say - he knew the priest 
would give a harsher pennance than three Hail Marys for a sin like that.  
Just then, an altar boy was walking by the confessional.  The janitor 
stopped him and asked, "What does the Father give for anal sex?"  The 
altar boy replied, "Two cookies and a glass of milk."

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