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The following sign was displayed in a local manufacturer's canteen.
TO THE VISITOR
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CIGARETTE SMOKE IS THE RESIDUE OF
YOUR PLEASURE. IT PERMEATES THE
AIR AND PUTRIFIES MY HAIR
AND CLOTHES NOT TO MENTION MY LUNGS.
THIS TAKES PLACE WITHOUT MY
CONSENT. I HAVE A PLEASURE ALSO,
I LIKE A CAN OR TWO OF FOSTERS
BEER NOW AND THEN. THE RESIDUE
FROM MY PLEASURE IS URINE. WOULD
YOU BE ANNOYED IF STOOD ON A
CHAIR AND PISSED ON YOUR CLOTHES
WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT?
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| Paul Kyriakou | Phone : +61 8 228-5018 |
| Department of Geography | Telex : UNIVAD AA89141 |
| University of Adelaide | Fax : +61 8 224-0464 |
| G.P.O. BOX 498 | E-mail: tgriffin@adam.adelaide.edu.au |
| Adelaide
| SOUTH AUSTRALIA 5001
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