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The Magic is Back

anonymous@clarinet.com (Didn't want name attached to this)

(sick, tasteless, original, sexual, funny)

TOP 10 REASONS TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THE MAGIC JOHNSON ANNOUNCEMENT

10. Lakers' team masseur might finally stop loitering in shower room

 9. Harvey Fierstein fund-raising in Inglewood wasn't working out so hot

 8. Media not speculating over whether Linda Evans will catch the virus

 7. NBA will announce a new line of condoms in team colors

 6. More high-fives at AIDS Walk opening ceremonies

 5. Lawsuit against estate by male actor-slash-model highly unlikely

 4. Season tickets at mid-court for lucky researcher who discovers cure

 3. Slogan "Laker Fever: Catch it!" to be discontinued

 2. Former girlfriend now dating Orrin Hatch

And the number one reason to look on the bright side:

 1. ACT-UP hoops team can now kick Diabetes Foundation's butt

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