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                      Opening soon on this site

                     NAL'S FULL-KARMA RESTAURANT

                           we cook meat
                           but you have
                            to kill it
                             yourself


           Specialities:
               Fresh-throttled hamster
               Tender live octopus (best with Korean red-pepper sauce)
               Raw Oysters
               Live monkey brain, scooped from the skull
               Tap a cow for blood, Maasai style
               Drop your live lobster in boiling water


           Steak lovers!  Ask about our slaughtering pool.



       Never abandon a pet when you go on holiday!
                                               Eat it here before you go.


            Note: we do not countenance cannibalism
               (with the obvious exception ---
               but who'd want to eat a lawyer?)

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 Eat here once, you'll return many times: next life, on the menu. That's karma.

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