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Trick or treat costumes/activities for 1992. Ross Perot - Cut a paper plate and half. Tape one half to each side of your head for ears. Buy your own candy. Bill Clinton - At each house promise to bring them candy in two weeks. George Bush - Two alternatives here. 1) Spend the entire night in a different neighborhood. 2) Stay home and do nothing. In either case, don't hand out any candy but tell people they should be thankful for whatever candy they did get.
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