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In an emergency...

clc@dcs.edinburgh.ac.uk (Claudio Calvelli)
(smirk)

Quoted (without permission) from a leaflet which come with my
last gas bill:

It talks on how to find where to contact them, and says that in
the Phone Book there is an advertisement under GAS.

"The advertisement also shows the special numbers to ring to
report gas escapes. You will pay only the cost of a local call if
you use any of these numbers. The advertisement also has the addresses
of local showrooms and offices, if you prefer to write"

Sure, if there is a gas escape I prefer to write to them.

--
Claudio Calvelli - clc@dcs.ed.ac.uk

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