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Matt's Laws of Driving:
1) The person driving the slowest is always in front.
2) The automobile directly behind the slowest driver will never be able
to pass due to other motorists passing both cars.
3) If a slow driver turns off of the road he will be replaced by a slower
driver in a much larger vehicle before the next light.
4) If you are able to pass a slow driver you will immediately be stopped
by the next light and then rule 3 applies.
5) If you are in a hurry then rules 1-4 are affected exponentially for
every degree of hurriedness.
6) If you anticipate rules 1-5 and leave early there will be construction.
Matt's 7th Law of Driving (addendum):
After risking life and limb, and much aggravation, to pass another vehicle
on a four or more lane road, said vehicle will move over.
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Matt Hintz Ph: (708)576-2131 Email: matth@ecs.comm.mot.com
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