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Why a duck?

roy@alanine.phri.nyu.edu (Roy Smith)
(chuckle)

	My wife told me this the other day.  She probably read it on
sci.med, or something like that.

	Three doctors go on a hunting trip.  They hear a rustling noise and
look up to see some birds.

	The psychologist says, "Hmmm.  Ducks.  I wonder what it feels like
to be a duck?"

	The internist says, "Probably ducks.  Rule out geese, rule out
pheasants."

	The surgeon doesn't say anything, he just takes his shotgun and
blasts them all out of the sky.  Then he hands one to the pathologist who
always comes along with him and says, "Here, tell me what the hell this
was?"

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