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One-upmanship

dswartz@lectroid.sw.stratus.com (Dan Swartzendruber)
Stratus Computer, Inc.
(smirk, true)

A friend of my dad's works for a US relief agency in Ethiopia.  
Recently he went to ship a package out of the country.  He was 
surprised to hear the clerk tell him that he needed
an export license to ship it, since he'd never needed one before.  
He quickly decided that the clerk wanted to be, ahem, greased, 
so he pulls out the local equivalent of a $10 bill
and says "Here's an export license.  It even has the 
president's picture on it."  Without missing a beat, the clerk 
fires back "I'm sorry sir, that form must be submitted in
triplicate!"  He winces and delves into his wallet again...


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