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Advice to the Clinton Administration

IRVINMJ@wsuvm1.csc.wsu.edu (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437)
(topical, smirk)

Here is a list of phrases that it would be useful for future members
of the administration to start to learn.  

 1.  I can't comment on that 'til I've read the indictment.
 2.  I wasn't in the loop.  (Sounds better than "I was in the bathroom")
 3.  We can get the money, but it would be wrong.
 4.  Those criticisms of my department are politically motivated.
 5.  She looked over eighteen to me.
 6.  Billy Joe Hobert is President Clinton's new fitness advisor, replacing
     Arnold Schwartzenegger.
 7.  That is no longer an operative statement.
 8.  We wanted to bring him into the family of nations.

(Courtesy of Denney Rutherford, RUTHER@WSUVM1)

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