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CARTER%ODIN.decnet@osi.odn.ohio.gov (ODIN::CARTER)
(smirk)

[ From a friend on CIS ]

Just two nights ago, I received a call
that went like this ...

Hello, may I speak to Mr. Ackerman?

Speaking

Good evening, Mr. Ackerman.  My name is [whatever, who really cares what
her name is].  I represent [something, something] Siding company.  How
are you doing this evening, sir?

Doing real fine in my rented house.

Just what I needed to hear sir.  Thank You

No problem.  You realize, however, that I am lying to you?

[silence, and then dial tone]

Now THAT'S a good way to handle these turkeys.  I'll try this other
procedure next time.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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