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Here's a rather amusing poem my father picked up at San Jose State University (original author unknown). Apologies to Dr. Seuss. Pete Wilson & Dr. Seuss I will not sign a budget soon I will not sign a budget in June. I will not sign a budget now. I may not sign one anyhow. I will not close the budget gap. I do not have a budget map. Do not throw it in my lap. Blame it on a Democrat. I do not care how long it takes. I do not care what pain it makes. I do not mind the chaos now. I may not sign it anyhow. I could not would not have a plan. I would not could not sign their plan. I could not would not sign my plan. I would not could not Pete I am. Kyle Haight khaight@borland.com
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