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Construction site joke

axon@synoptics.com (Alan Chamberlain)
(original, smirk)

Keywords: original, true
back when i was working as a roofer, i was supposed to attach some 
galvanized sheet metal flashing with some long galvanized screws.  
i asked my foreman to hand me a screwdriver, and was surprised when 
he handed me a hammer.

"no," i said, "i need a screwdriver."

"here you go," he said, proferring again the hammer.

"no," i protested, "i want that long, skinny thing with the handle at 
one end and the flat blade at the other."

"*oh*," he said.  "you want the screw *remover*!"


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