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Magic Johnson

gmcguffi@psych.uiuc.edu (Graeme/Guff)
(sick, rot13)

Heard in the office--cannot attribute it to anyone specifically.


Magic Johnson is talking to his doctor, who says,

	"Magic--I have some good news and some bad news for you.
	 The good news is that you will live to 80.  The bad
	 news is pounds."

-- 
Graeme McGufficke | DOWN UNDER|
U. of Illinois at |   _--_|\  |
Urbana-Champaign  |  / NT   \ |
guff@uiuc.edu     |  \_.--._/ |
My views only!    |        v  |

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