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There's a rash of new computer viri sweeping the nation: The Clinton virus causes your PC to suddenly spit out sax music late at night. The Gore virus complains about the music. The Qualye virus is known to corrupt your dictionary files. The Bush virus seems to have no effect at all on domestic PC's, but is making headlines everywhere else. The Perot anti-virus program promised to solve all the above, but it now turns out to have been only a limited time demo version, and has been withdrawn from the market. Potential buyers are furious, and are busy looking for any alternative product. [heard basic idea - details mine...] -- A host is a host from coast to coast..wb8foz@skybridge.scl.cwru.edu & no one will talk to a host that's close.......................... Unless the host (that isn't close).........................pob 1433 is busy, hung or dead....................................20915-1433
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