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General Test For Open Systems

scs@iti.org (Steve Simmons)
(computer, smirk)

#!/bin/sh
#
# A general UNIX shell script which tests for open systems.  You
# may freely distribute this software as long as you don't charge
# for it.  Original.  This script has worked successfully on every
# UNIX variant I've tried, but doesn't seem to run on VMS.
#
# Insert your list and name as appropriate.
#
VENDORLIST="everyone you compete with, plus yourself"
US="your company name here"
for VENDOR in $VENDORLIST $US
do
	if [ "$VENDOR" = "$US" ] ; then
		HOW="open"
	else
		HOW="proprietary"
	fi
	echo "Systems from $VENDOR are $HOW."
done

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