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I heard this on the Tonight Show with Johny Carson sometime last week.
It was told by Orson Beam, who BTW, collaberated with Mel Brooks in
creating the old TV show "Get Smart".
Three men, one American, one British, and one Iraqi see a bottle. One
of them picks it up and rubs it. A genie pops out and grants them all
one wish apiece.
The American said, "I want a million bucks a week, tax free."
The genie granted the wish
The Brit said, "I want to be a member of the peerage."
The genie made him a Lord.
The Iraqi said, "My neighbor has a goat. I want it KILLED."
=== Al Sparks
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