Boris Yeltsin came upon a crowd of students around a bonfire. He noticed that they were burning books and asked, "What are these books which you are burning?" They replied, "These are our Marxist-Leninist textbooks. We have no use for them now." Yeltsin replied, "Don't burn them. Send them to American students. They will buy them." thanks to Fred Schwarz of the Christian Anti-Communist Crusade for the joke.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)