This exchange was in the comic strip "Arlo and Janis" some years ago,
forgive me if the details are a little fuzzy.
Pre-teen Son: "Dad, you should have been at the game today.
We literally tore their heads off."
Arlo: "Son, do you know what the word 'literally' means?"
Son: "No."
Arlo: "Good!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)