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(From the news on CFNY FM 102 this morning):

The police in Sarnia, Ontario, recently received a call that a man had
been seen living in a drainage culvert.  They promptly dispatched two of
their finest to check out this report.  The officers did indeed find a man
living in a culvert, and attempted to reason with him.  "Sir," they said,
"it's not normal to be living inside of a drainage culvert."  The man
pulled a piece of paper from his sack of posessions, and replied that he
had just been released from a mental institution, and had a certificate,
signed by an expert in the field, saying that he was perfectly sane.  "Do
either of you have one?", he asked the officers, who were left speechless.

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