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It was quite a shock to see the Core Dump Blues come up on my screen!
Thanks for getting the attribution straight so fast.  Who told you I wrote it?

The version posted was a bit different from the "official" one.  ("VAXen"
was never in there, and doesn't really go with PDP-11, for one.)  Here it is,
if you're curious:



	  Segmentation Violation: Core Dumped  Blues

	Well, my terminal's locked up,
	   and I ain't got any Mail,
	And I can't recall the last time
	   that my program didn't fail.
	I've stacks in my structs;
	   I've got arrays in my queues;
	I've got the: 
	   Segmentation violation -- Core dumped... 
	      blues.

	Now if you think that it's nice
	   that you get what you C,
	Then go: illogical statement...
	   with your whole family!
	Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place
	   with: Bus error... views;
	I've got the:
	   Segmentation violation -- Core dumped...
	      blues.

	Well on a <"sophisticated" computer>
	   life should be a breeze,
	But with <facilities mgr> in the house,
	   even magnetic tapes would freeze!
	Now you might think that unlike <company>
	   I'd know who I abuse;
	But I've got the:
	   Segmentation violation -- Core dumped...
	      blues.


	Fill in the <>'s to your heart's content.


	Copyright 1980 Gregory B. Boyd
	Personal, non-commercial use allowed.

Greg

P.S.  Thanks for moderating; rec.humor was out of hand, and rec.humor.funny
has filled the need nicely.

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