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Thought this was very apt for Charles Keating, now that he is in jail.
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+ Charles Keating CD Club +
+ *********************** +
+ ('Cause Sometimes You got to Break the Rules) +
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+ # We deliver bribes to any official from coast to coast +
+ +
+ # Join the Charles Keating CD Club, where on joining you can +
+ get 8 government officials bribed for only $1000, with +
+ nobody else to bribe EVER !! +
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+ # Every month we will send you a copy of the club magazine - +
+ "Corrupt & Dishonest (CD)". The CD magazine lists over +
+ 10,000 seedy govt. officials who will readily accept money. +
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+ # Each issue of CD magazine contains a Charles Keating +
+ selection of the month. +
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+ # If you want to bribe the selected official of the month, do +
+ nothing, he will be bribed automatically. Otherwise return +
+ selection card within ten days with your own choice. +
+ +
+ # Please specify category you bribe most frequently, however, +
+ you are free to choose from any category - +
+ +
+ o Senators o Congressmen +
+ o S & L Regulators o Military Draft supervisor +
+ o IRS Audit Inspectors o USDA Meat Inspector +
+ +
+ # Introducing our new overnight "DASH with CASH" service, +
+ Guaranteed next morning bribe delivery OR we will pay +
+ the bribe for you. +
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+ Offer valid for new members only. Employees of the +
+ New York Times and Washington Post are not eligible. +
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Sanjiv Narayan
Dept. of Information & Computer Sceince
University of California, Irvine
(narayan@ics.uci.edu)
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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