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It isn't easy being a dick... I have a head I can't think with. I have an eye I can't see with. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is an asshole. My best friend is a pussy. My owner beats me. And now because of AIDS I have to wear a rubber suit and puke all over myself.
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