During my class in ADA, I realized the true nature of the DOD's pet language: A fly lands on your foot. After filling out the appropriate forms, in triplicate, you succeed in requisitioning an M-16 to deal with the fly. You then proceed to shoot your foot off. The fly survives. (The bug lives on!) Original description, 1 April 1992 (no joke) by myself. Christian Becker
(From the "Rest" of RHF)