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STANDARD USENET REPLY FORM
To :_________________________
From:_________________________
I have read your recent post concerning_________________________
posted to _____________________. I regret that due to severe time
constraints I am unable to respond to your posting directly. However,
I would like to advise you that I believe that your posting:
__contains an unacceptable ____logic
number of errors in: ____fact
____spelling/grammar
__is based on stereotypes of: ____race, ethnic, national origin
____gender differences
____sexual orientation / preferences
____regionalisms
____employer and/or school affiliations
____religious affiliation/non-affiliation
__violates commonly-accepted ____.signature size
net standards concerning: ____posting to world distribution subjects
not of general interest
____posting elementary technical questions
which should be resolved at local site
____limiting postings to appropriate groups
only
____editing of quoted material
____posting of copyrighted material
__is uninteresting because it ____contains hackneyed expressions
____contains outright stupidities
____is inherently self-contradictory
____reflects inadequate intellectual
development or maturity
____reiterates points made better by others
____is a gratuitous attack on an obvious
provocateur
__contains inane offers to ____SAT scores
make comparisons with other ____genital size
readers concerning: ____frequency of sexual activity
____age at first exposure to computers
____knowledge of obscure technical
information not of general interest
__reflects serious mis- ____the basic functioning of USENET
understandings concerning: ____your role in the functioning of USENET
____other's interest in what you do or don't do
____the nature of sarcasm or satire
or humor in general
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