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Heard on the WRIF morning radio show in Detriot:
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" a voice queries.
"No, you *idiot*!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
-- Bruce
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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