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Elevator Babies

batzel@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (John B. Batzel)
(funny, sexual)

[Something to this effect seen in alt.urban.legends]

Urban Legend: Pregnant women caught in elevators during power outages
always go into labor for some reason; could be stress, could be just
the quiet dark setting, could be something else.  The birth rate
jumped in a city when the power went out for a day, "elevator babies"
being born all over the city.

Ever since then, whenever the power goes out in buildings, a workman
always opens the hatch on the top of the elevator and asks "Are there
any pregnant women in there?"  To which the standard reply is:

"No; we've only been stuck in here half an hour."

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