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There was once a chinese emperor who had very refined tastebuds
and would eat only the finest of foods. He employed many people
whose jobs involved just travelling the length and breadth of the
land to find food of the highest quality for their emperor. It
was unfortunate for them, however, that the emperor had peculiar
cravings. One day the emperor called in his staff and said, "Well,
today I want to eat a one hundred year old egg. This egg must be
exactly one hundred years old." Well imagine the commotion in the
palace! His staff jumped on their horses and travelled all over,
trying to find an egg which was exactly one hundred years old.
They looked and looked, and finally returned to the palace and
approached the emperor. "Well", said the emperor, "did you find
my egg?" One of his servents stepped forward and addressed his
majesty. "No sir", he said, "we did not find an egg that was exactly
one hundred years old. But we do have one here which is about fifty
years old." The emperor replied, "No Way! You know I hate fast food!"

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