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One day our beloved prime minister, Brian Mulroney, had
mistakenly booked two simultaneous appointments: one
with the Pope of Rome, and the other with the president
of the United States.

So Muroney rushed back to his office, intent on meeting
with both men.

"Who shall  send in first?" asked his aide.

"Send in the Pope first," Mulroney said.  "I only have
to kiss his ring."

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