Someone sent me the following joke by mail earlier today. Sorry - I stripped the mail headers before I decided to post here, so I can not give the source credit. I can tell you that the original joke was in portuguse, and I am translating it for this newsgroup. Two gentleman are talking: 1 - I have a serious problem at home. 2 - "What happened?" asked his friend. 1 - My eight year old son knocked up the maid. 1 - What! Incredible! How did it happen? 2 - The little twerp put holes in all my condoms.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)