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From the back of a locally-brewed T-shirt: Top Ten Subtle Differences Between CMU and Hell __________________________ 10. It doesn't rain in Hell. 9. Everyone has heard of Hell. 8. It's more fun getting into Hell. 7. You can't fail out of Hell. 6. At least you can sleep in Hell. 5. Hell is forever, CMU just seems like it. 4. People smile in Hell. 3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell. 2. You know there are hot women in Hell. And the #1 subtle difference between CMU and Hell... 1. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to CMU.
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