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  A friend of mine, Mike Rune, and I were having a drunken discussion on
our way to Virginia.  I commented that I thought the most useful thing
in the world was a Swiss Army Knife.  He disagreed and said that a woman
was the most useful thing in the world.  I scoffed and said, "Well, what
do you do if you have a can you want to open and all you have is a
woman?"
  "You fuck her."

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