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Since I'm such a fat bastard, I don't get any of the latter, so allow me to celebrate the former! Top ten reasons food is better than sex. 10. Buying food isn't against the law. 9. Having lunch with a co-worker won't cause a scandal. 8. If the food was lousy you don't have to lie to the chef. 7. You can have different dishes every day. 6. The food won't complain if you're not hungry. 5. You can eat every day of the month. 4. Eating alone is just as fulfilling as eating with a friend. 3. Normal folks can live without sex for long periods. 2. The only protection you need is a napkin. 1. You don't get blisters from cooking your own food too often.
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