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The possibility of a three-way race for president may leave voters
faced with a fearful crisis. Polls will be unreliable, the electoral
system will be called into question, and the House of Representatives
may have to decide the election.
Another potentially grave crisis is meanwhile being ignored:
flipping a coin won't work.
Voters may have to take dice with instead them to the booth. The
following guidelines may prove helpful:
o If a 1-2 comes up, vote Bush.
o If snake eyes come up, vote Perot.
o If boxcars come up, vote Willy.
Thus, instead of being a coin-toss, the election can be a crap-shoot.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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