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valentin@netcom.com (Valentin Pepelea)
(topical, smirk)

You posted a good joke of mine a few days ago on rec.humor.funny, yet 
several people protested that my message was not funny at all. My joke went
like this:

> ...
> We will start at the entrance of City Hall, and proceed down Main Street,
> until we reach the 7-11 where my brother Bill works. We'll loot the store
> while clubbing Bill to death. Then we will proceed to my appartment building
> and set it on fire. Finally you'll get to see me batter my wife and abuse my
> children.
> ...
> This ought to teach the police not to victimize innocent people.

Complainers sent me letters like these:

	"I have been a battered wife for three years and I assure you,
	 it's not funny!"

	"I have been abused all through my childhood and I assure you,
	 it's not funny!"

	"I have been called Bill ever since I was born and I assure you,
	 it's not funny!"

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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