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President Bush Medical Clinic

jkuner@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (John A. E. Kuner)
(smirk, topical)

Seen in the Daily Pennsylvanian as a political cartoon:

Woman: Is this the George Bush Medical Clinic?
Doctor: Yes.
Woman: I was raped and I think I'm pregnant - What should I do???
Doctor: Name it after me.
Woman: No, I mean what do you advise?
Doctor: Throw a baby shower.
Woman: Doctor, I need some medical advice.
Doctor: Drink lots of milk.
Woman: TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Doctor: Start knitting booties.
Woman: WHAT ARE MY CHOICES??!?!?
Doctor: Pink or Blue....

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