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   A country yokel is wandering through the fields on his way home, and feels
rather peckish. Looking around him, he sees row after row of turnips, and
temptation gets the better of him. He digs up the nearest turnip, tries to hide
it inside his jumper, and carries on home. Of course, the farmer sees him with
a suspicious bulge in his clothing, and raises the alarm. So, while the yokel
is busy munching away at the turnip behind a hedge, the local policeman plods
up and arrests him. He's taken off to the magistrates, who are in a bit of a
bad mood after the previous case, and they sentence him to a night in the
cells. Once more he's hauled off, and put in a cell for the night with Mike
Tyson. After a few minutes of uneasy silence, Tyson decides to strike up
conversation.

"What did you get?"

"A ten dollar fine and a night in the cells. And all for one turnip. What about
you?"

"Fifteen years. Rape."

"RAPE? You must have eaten the whole b***** field!"

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