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Saw this from a commedian on TNN:
Two cowboys were riding across the range when one of their horses died, so
they both got on the one remaining horse and continued riding. In a few
minutes, the one on the rear shouted that an Indian was approaching. The
one in the front asked, "How big is he?" Holding his hands about 12 inches
apart the one on the rear said, "This high."
In a few minutes, the one on the front asked, "Now, how big is he?"
The cowboy on the rear replied, holding his hands 3 feet apart, "This high."
In a few more minutes, the front cowboy asked again, "Now, how big is he?"
Holding his hand 6 feet above the ground, the rear cowboy replied, "This high."
So the front cowboy yelled, "Quick! Grab my pistol there and shoot him!"
Holding his hands 12 inches apart again, the one on the rear replied, "I can't!
I've known him since he was this high."
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NOTE: Probably more funny when you can show your hands apart rather than
describing them through a computer!
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