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*ABSOLUTELY UNCHANGED COMPILER RESPONSES*
(from a make of umoria 5.4 on an Apollo...)
[monsoon:umoria] 19} make
cc -O -c main.c
Compiler Errors
99 divide by 0 error: can't find source
033 linker attempting to 'duck tape' this 'gerbil' of a program
cc -O -c misc1.c
Compiler Errors
099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times
088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
086 sin | more souls >! /dev/hell
cc -O -c misc2.c
Compiler Errors
00 function 'fuckit' not defined
666 you're going to hell for this code style
77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you?
088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
088 Warning: i before e, except after ;
cc -O -c misc3.c
Compiler Errors
101 can't find library 'stdlib.h'
******** Line 1725 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to mask is never
used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
******** Line 1858 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to mask is never
used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
******** Line 2203 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to flag is never
used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
cc -O -c misc4.c
Compiler Errors
14 parse error: I just don't get it
77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you?
088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"'
1001001 funky
cc -O -c store1.c
Compiler Errors
14 parse error: I just don't get it
042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths
77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you?
1906 not a typewriter
******** Line 163 of "store1.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to min_sell is n
ever
used; assignment eliminated by optimizer.
cc -O -c files.c
Compiler Errors
77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you?
1906 not a typewriter
******** Line 256 of "files.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to nobj is never
used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
******** Line 251 of "files.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to level is never
used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
cc -O -c io.c
Compiler Errors
088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
1906 not a typewriter
000 cpp says it's hopeless but trying anyway
088 Warning: i before e, except after ;
57 construct '{while i--, c_d(*(i)) == *r; <[op_"*++}' failed
******** Line 1301 of "io.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to y is never used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
******** Line 1403 of "io.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to slen is never us
ed;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
cc -O -c create.c
Compiler Errors
666 you're going to hell for this code style
055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function
cc -O -c desc.c
Compiler Errors
54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"'
055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function
cc -O -c generate.c
Compiler Errors
099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times
1 FOAD
033 linker attempting to 'duck tape' this 'gerbil' of a program
055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function
cc -O -c sets.c
Compiler Errors
042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths
54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail richie@belcore.com < echo "Idiot coding c"'
1001001 funky
cc -O -c dungeon.c
Compiler Errors
666 you're going to hell for this code style
1906 not a typewriter
cc -O -c creature.c
Compiler Errors
099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times
cc -O -c eat.c
Compiler Errors
042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths
088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
57 construct '{while i--, c_d(*(i)) == *r; <[op_"*++}' failed
cc -O -c save.c
Compiler Errors
1 FOAD
101 can't find library 'stdlib.h'
1906 not a typewriter
000 cpp says it's hopeless but trying anyway
0x098ff 0x0ff00 > 0xfffff !! > ?
[and so on....]
{ed Sourced to George Herbert, gwh@lurnix.com}
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