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You can tell a lot about people by the way they write. For instance, just the other day a certain, unnamed individual posted a little story about a man who was trying to pound a nail with his head, and the poster attempted to explain to him the virtues of using a hammer, with the obvious allusion of the hammer to a Macintosh and the head-banger to an IBM type. From this I could easily conclude that this poster was an engineer, and was an employee of the Pentagon. You see, that's the only type of person who, to solve a given problem, will go out and spend one hundred times its worth on a hammer instead of first using his head. -Steve P.S. I own an Amiga, so I think you're all a bunch of old poopers anyways. -- judd@cs.colorado.edu // Stephen Judd
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