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From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
There's a trial going on now in Northern Virginia where a fertility doctor
(Cecil? Jacobson) is accused of providing the sperm that he used to
inseminate at least a dozen of his patients (some estimates up to 50 or 60).
One of his nurses said that he was often seen carrying a bottle into the
mens room just before doing one of these procedures.
So what's so bad about that? Seems to me that what he needs is a good
publicist, so I offer these top 10 slogans that Doctor Jacobson should have
been using:
10. We recycle everything -- absolutely no waste.
9. Open wide and say "ahh"
8. We pass the savings on to you.
7. Donor is personally guaranteed to be a college graduate.
6 Well, I could stop by your place, say 7 oclock..?
5. We test and test and test again.
4. High volume means lower prices, day after day.
3. It's a tough, thankless job but someone's gotta do it..
2. Ten years from now your kid can come to a family reunion
with all my kids.
and the number one slogan Doctor Jacobson SHOULD have been using:
1. "You can't get it any fresher than this."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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