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Computer-generated religion is not new -- we've been using it to help us develop our beliefs for years. For example: * The Eastern Sikh Faith believes that the Satanic Verses was written by Walt Disney, and argues that Man will yield to the Last Trump. * The Funni Taoist Church denies that the Koran contains a direct reference to Mumon, and argues that we should beware Nirvana. To generate YOUR own belief, choose one from each section below (in best buzzword generator style): The * Arian Athanasian Roman Sunni Funni Eastern Presbyterian United Reform Anglican Jehovah's Jewish Fundamentalist Shiite Zen Hari Shinto Zoroastrian Christian Salvation Seventh Day * Catholic Protestant Muslim Mussulman Moonie Mormon Witnesses Sikh Buddhist Krishna Methodist Fire-worshipper Parsee Theosophist Science Army Adventist Confucianist Shamanist Taoist Atheist * Church Faith Sect Heresy * believes that denies that is strongly divided over whether * the Bible the Koran the Magna Carta the Kama Sutra the Talmud the Satanic Verses the Mosaic Law the book of Revelation the collection of predictions of Nostradamus Greek myth every Norse saga the Ten Commandments the Apocrypha the Athanasian creed * predicts the eventual supremacy of contains a direct reference to has been misunderstood by proclaims the divinity of is an insult to was dictated by was written by contains the personal opinions of was totally refuted by can be deduced from the writings of * Isaiah, Salman Rushdie, the Ayatollah, Thomas Aquinas, Billy Graham, the Angel Gabriel, St Paul, Mahomet, Walt Disney, Ezekiel, Dan Quayle, Gautama Buddha, Odin and Thor Pope John-Paul II, Adolf Hitler, Bishop Spong, Mumon, Martin Scorcese, Demons, * and * says claims argues * that * we should strive for the world will end with we should beware next week we shall see the ungodly are about to experience only the faithful will achieve the chosen ones have already experienced Man will yield to idols are propitiated by * Reincarnation. a visit from the Recording Angel. Damnation. the Last Trump. Enlightenment. Heaven. Hell. Purgatory. sex. Nirvana. Mount Olympus. Martyrdom. the Second Coming. the sound of one hand clapping. the Superman. Brass Bands. Birth Control. human sacrifices. the Turin Shroud.
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