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This is an original from my friend Steve Berman in Philly.


Marriage Proposal During a Bridge Hand
(East and West pass thoroughout)

N: One Diamond (ring)      : "Let us be partners forever"

S: Two Clubs (to the head) : "I don't think we have a fit"

N: Two Hearts (in accord)  : "I'm still looking for a major contract"

S: Three NO (!!!)        : "Get lost, you creep."

N: Pass                    : "That's okay, I can still make slam with Suzi."

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