This joke was told to me as an example of the "synthesist" personality type. That is, a joke so weird that no one in his right mind would think it funny except the minority personality archetype. ******** A woman was sitting at an elegant dinner. Across from her, a man in neat black tie and tux was carefully piling stewed carrots on top of his head. She watched him for a while in horror until she could stand it no more. "Sir," she finally asked. "Why are you piling carrots on your head." He looked back at her, shocked. "Carrots?" he exclaimed. "I thought these were yams!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)