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posted on a WWIVnet sub (oddly, not a humor sub) that I host, by a user in
Florida:
The Beard #54 @9402
Tue Nov 19 14:13:03 1991
A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and
asked to see the "upturn"
"I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on
duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maturnity ward."
To which the girl replied:
"Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity ,
maturnity....what's the difference? All I know is I havent demonstrated
in two months and I think I'm stagnant."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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