<from Richard Buchmiller> A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.{_ The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!". The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)