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An original by Carter Edmunds, a fellow employee:

$ ps -ef

    UID    PID  PPID  C    STIME TTY       TIME COMMAND
  gbush  13995 13853  0 10:07:37 tty09     0:00 grep sexual thomas
  gbush  13853     1  0 08:50:57 tty09     0:01 -sh
  gbush  13864     1  0 08:51:01 ?         0:03 /defense/bin/d.e.w.server
  baker  12901 12814  0 08:23:22 tty07     0:34 vi /usr/acct/baker/israel/peaceplan
  baker  12814     1  0 08:13:25 tty07     0:01 -sh
 powell  09013 09011  0 04:21:10 tty01     5:03 /defense/bin/authnukes iraq
 powell  09011     1  0 04:18:01 tty01     0:01 -csh
  quail  14003 14001  0 09:15:53 tty11     1:15 /usr/bin/games/pacman
  quail  14001     1  0 09:13:24 tty11     0:01 -sh



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