For our Systems Programming exam some time ago, we were required to answer the question: Based on your experiences in the assignments, give a brief comparison between the programming environments of UNIX, VMS, DOS and MAC. I wrote: VMS is consistently awful; MAC is awfully consistent UNIX is awfully inconsistent; DOS is inconsistently awful. But I guess the answer was too small - kinda like the mark I got for it. Those were my views of course, but I thought I'd send them in to see if anybody else finds it funny.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)